Posted 1 day ago

willixmgraham:

Health update: I just broke my toe crashing into my couch trying to stop my dad from twerking. That is all.

Posted 2 days ago

heteroh:

when i die please punch everyone who says “i wish i got to know them better”

Posted 2 days ago

antoniomadness:

gundamdick:

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP IMMA TELL YOU SOME SERIOUS GENDER MARKETING BULLSHIT THAT WENT DOWN TODAY

Today a woman came in to get her 13 year old son’s black iPhone fixed. This thing was totally fucking busted. She was already kind of being bitchy so I’m just trying to reassure her that everything will be fine and shuffle through the paper work so shes on her way. She leaves, I put her phone away till I have time to fix it.

Well come to find out that we were completely out of black screens until next week’s shipment. So I put on a white screen for now and reassure her that when we do get black screens in that I will call her and we’ll put the new screen on for free. Better to have a temporary mixed match phone then a broken one right?

This woman proceeds to flip her shit. “WE CAME HERE TO GET WHAT WE HAD FIXED!” I calmly explain to her that there is nothing I can do about the color for the time being. The son is totally fine with this and obviously embarrassed by his mother’s outburst. The woman snatches the phone, sneers at it, and then shoves it back into my hands and says “NOW IT LOOKS LIKE A GIRL’S PHONE! I AM NOT GIVING THIS TO MY SON!”

At this moment I turn to her and say. “I don’t undersand? How is it a girl’s phone now?”

"Well it was BLACK and now its WHITE!!" She gestured dramatically at the screen like I couldn’t fucking see it.

"How is white a feminine color?"

She huffs and explains that she refuses to take the phone until the color is changed. The 13 is now rapid fire “its fine its fine” cause he just wants his phone back. But she keeps refusing but I finally tell her again that we will change the phone for free when we get black screens and that shes not allowed to keep it here.

The point of the matter is that this woman almost refused to even take back the phone BECAUSE OF ITS COLOR. Mind you its not even anything like pink or purple. ITS. WHITE.

A SUBURBAN WHITE WOMAN TURNED RED IN THE FACE WITH ANGER BEAUSE SHE THOUGHT WHITE WAS TOO GIRLY FOR HER SON.

And the son is more mature than her.

Posted 2 days ago

buff-a-rella:

I’m just going to rest my head on your belly…

What the!?! There’s a puppy in there!!

(Sorry Mila it’s a baby, not a puppy but you’ll be best friends anyway)

Posted 4 days ago

rrrrosa:

ugh those songs that start in one earbud and then the next

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

Ask

  1. Zero - Who was your last text from?
  2. One - What/who is your icon?
  3. Two- Your relationship status?
  4. Three - Have you ever lost a close friend?
  5. Four - What is your current mood?
  6. Five - What’s your brother(s)/sister(s)names?
  7. Six - Where do you wish you were right now?
  8. Seven - Have a crazy side?
  9. Eight - Ever had a near death experience?
  10. Nine- Something you do a lot?
  11. Ten - Angry at anyone?
  12. Eleven - What’s stopping you from going for the person you like ?
  13. Twelve - When was the last time you cried?
  14. Thirteen- What are you really good at ?
  15. Fourteen - What do you think about when you are falling asleep?
  16. Fifteen- What were you doing yesterday at 10pm?
  17. Sixteen - Do you prefer light or dark hair on the opposite sex ?
  18. Seventeen - Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
  19. Eighteen - What is/are your favorite band(s)? .
  20. Nineteen - What are you doing right now?
  21. Twenty - Who do you trust 100% right now?
  22. Twenty one - Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
  23. Twenty two - Heavy metal music?
  24. Twenty three- Who Was the last person you hugged.
  25. Twenty four- Is there anything you’re hiding from someone?
  26. Twenty five - Who are you thinking of right now?
  27. Twenty six - What should you be doing right now?
  28. Twenty seven - What are you listening to?
  29. Twenty eight - You need new jeans. Quick where do you go?
  30. Twenty nine - Who was the last person who yelled at you?
  31. Thirty - Do you act differently around the person you like?
  32. Thirty one - What is your eye colour?
  33. Thirty two - Who was the last person to make you laugh?
  34. Thirty three - Who was the last person to make you angry?
  35. Thirty four - Hello Kitty or dora?
  36. Thirty five - Is your hair naturally curly or straight?
  37. Thirty six - Hug anyone of opposite sex in past 24 hours?
  38. Thirty seven - One thing you want right now?
  39. Thirty eight - Will you fall in love in the next few months?
  40. Thirty nine - What does the 5th text in your inbox say?
  41. Forty - Are you worried about the future?
  42. Forty one - Are you happy with life right now?
  43. Forty two - Are you currently jealous?
  44. Forty three – Who's your best guy friend?
  45. Forty four -Do you forgive or forget?
  46. Forty five - What do you miss the most about elementary school?
  47. Forty six - Favorite Disney Channel show ?
  48. Forty seven – Who’s 3 of your best girl friends?
  49. Forty Eight - What are you looking forward to?
  50. Forty nine - Does anyone like you right now?
  51. Fifty- Lyrics to the song you’re listening to?
  52. Please though
Posted 4 days ago
tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of horses in this world… [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of horses in this world… [x]

Posted 6 days ago

marley93:

Do we all recognize this handsome fellow?

No? I’ll give you a hint.

Posted 6 days ago

mzlle-punzi:

CATS the musical: eyes